What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do some men like anal sex?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Is fellatio addictive?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

What is the irony of life according to you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.